Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Demis Roussos, Goodbye my love goodbye

Hear the wind sings a sad old song
it knows I'm leaving you today
please don't cry oh my heart will break
when I'll go on my way

goodbye my love goodbye

goodbye
I hope that you remember me
I'll never be too far

Saturday, May 08, 2010

10 Most Irritating Things Men Do During Sex

1. Get in the mood.
Cuddling does not count as initiating playtime. A man likes to feel desired too and for a change, he'd like it if his woman actually showed her interest by unbuttoning his shirt and pants. A woman should strip a man naked and strive to arouse him to the point where nature takes over. She should not wait to be asked to get it doggy-style either. A good woman will roll over and present -- she knows she loves it.

2. Lack of foreplay?
Wouldn't it be nice if women spent some time arousing their men for a change? Why is it that it's the man's job alone to arouse himself and his mate?

3. Playing dead
"Hello? Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me. Is there anyone at home? Come on... I have become comfortably numb." Doesn't this give the Pink Floyd song so much more meaning? Why do some women insist on using sex as a time to catch up on their beauty sleep? Are they participants, or just spectators taking notes on a man's performance so they can report back to their girlfriends? The next time you hear a woman complaining about a bad sexual experience ask her, "Where were you when all this happened? At least put some effort into the act to show your appreciation."